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Winter League Reports 2009-10
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April 3, 2010
Match Report Week 18
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‘A’ Section
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TEAM
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P
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W
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D
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L
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D/FOR
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D/AGT
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PTS
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AVE
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1
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Ab. Utd. ‘A’
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18
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13
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2
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3
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772
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639
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80
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14.29
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2
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The Fox
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18
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14
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1
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3
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814
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652
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78
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15.07
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3
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Old Masters
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18
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12
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2
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4
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721
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668
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67
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13.35
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4
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College Oak
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18
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8
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2
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8
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707
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685
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58
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13.09
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‘B’ Section
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TEAM
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P
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W
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D
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L
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D/FOR
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D/AGT
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PTS
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AVE
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1
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Ab. Utd. ‘B’
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18
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8
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2
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8
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674
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616
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62
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12.48
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2
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Ab.Legion
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18
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8
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2
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8
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647
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678
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51
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11.98
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3
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Spread Eagle
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18
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5
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4
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9
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626
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661
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48
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11.59
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4
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Ab.Con. Club
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18
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6
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3
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9
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578
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664
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41
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10.70
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5
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Ab. Utd. ‘C’
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18
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3
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1
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14
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582
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676
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37
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10.77
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6
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Penlon
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18
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2
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1
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15
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519
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697
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18
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9.61
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Game reports by P.Mulford
Ab. Utd. ‘A’ just scraped a 4-2 win over Ab. Legion to clinch top spot but Legion were to good in the last leg. The scores were 14-13, 15-14, 14-17. For Utd. ‘A’ L.Clapton 13, P.Wright 11, J.Gapper 8 & G.Brown 7. For The Legion J.Driver 11, N.Hazell 10, D.Sapey 9 & B.Lacey 8. Did Utd. ‘A’ get a ‘dodgy doll’ ?
The Fox won 6-0 against an Ab. Con. Club side of derelict outpatients. You would think the NHS might have helped out with this match. The Fox ran out easy victors, starting & finishing with sixes. The leg scores were 16-7, 18-7, 19-12. For The Fox M.Sheridan included a 6 in his cracking 15 dolls, B.Parker also hit a 6 in his 13, D.Butler & N.Nuttall 10 each. For Con. Club J.Castle & J.Simms each hit 7 dolls.
Ab. Utd. ‘C’ allowed the ‘B’ side to finish on a high with a 0-6 victory although the scores were far from brilliant, 7-10, 10-14, 9-11. For Utd. ‘C’ A.Gregory 8 & D.Harris 7. For Utd. ‘B’ P.Mulford 10, D.Davies & I.Morrison 7 each. P.Arnold throwing like a left-handed Policeman managed just 1 doll.
An excellent performance from Penlon saw them draw 3-3 with College Oak with leg scores of 14-10, 10-16, 16-16. For Penlon E.Jeffries was star man with 11 dolls – his first double figures of the season. V.Smith 10 & T.Lach 8. For The Oak D.Johns 12, P.Soden, S.Enock & D.Cross 8 each. Penlons 40 dolls was their highest total of the season.
Spread Eagle drew 3-3 with Old Masters who made history by allowing a guest player – injured B.Spicer. The leg scores were 13-8, 11-12, 11-11. For The Spread, Helen making a rare appearance was the star with 9 dolls. J.Bowler hit 8 & B.Newman 7. In reply for OM M.Hall 9, T.Downes 8 & J.Barguss 7.
Regards
Tosh
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April 1, 2010
Match Reports Week 17
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'A' Section
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TEAM
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P
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W
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D
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L
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D/FOR
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D/AGT
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PTS
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AVE
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1
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Ab. Utd. 'A'
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17
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12
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2
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3
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729
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595
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76
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14.29
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2
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The Fox
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17
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13
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1
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3
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761
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626
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72
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14.92
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3
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Old Masters
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17
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12
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1
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4
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690
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633
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64
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13.52
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4
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College Oak
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17
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8
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1
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8
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665
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645
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55
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13.03
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'B'Section
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TEAM
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P
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W
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D
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L
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D/FOR
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D/AGT
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PTS
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AVE
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1
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Ab. Utd. 'B'
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17
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7
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2
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8
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639
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590
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56
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12.52
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2
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Ab. Legion
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17
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8
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2
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7
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603
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635
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49
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11.82
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3
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Spread Eagle
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17
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5
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3
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9
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591
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630
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45
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11.58
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4
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Ab. Con. Club
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17
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6
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3
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8
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552
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611
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41
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10.82
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5
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Ab.Utd. 'C'
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17
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3
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1
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13
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556
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641
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37
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10.90
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6
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Penlon
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17
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2
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0
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15
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479
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655
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15
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9.39
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Game reports.
The Fox beat Ab. Utd. 'A' 4-2 with leg scores of 17-13, 16-17, 16-11. It would have been 6-0 had M.Rusher not 'blobbed' in the 2nd leg. For The Fox M.Sheridan 13, D.Butler & B.Parker 10 each, M.Rusher & N.Nuttall 8 each. For Utd. 'A' J.Gapper 11, P.Wright 9, G.Brown 8 & L.Clapton 7. Ab. Utd. 'A' now look unstoppable - a bit like a Toyota Avensis. Had The Fox won 6-0 they & Utd. 'A' would both been on 74 points going into the last game.
4 man Old Masters beat College Oak 4-2 with leg scores of 9-13, 17-15, 13-9. For OM G.Barguss 12, A.Woolloff included a 6 in his 11 & J.Barguss hit 10. For The Oak A.Pocock 11, D.Johns 9, P.Soden & S.Enock 7 each. M.Walsh managed just 3 dolls. This was his 1 st game in 28 years, not that it really noticed because he was c**p way back then as well. Nice to see you Mick.
Ab. Utd. 'B' beat Penlon 5-1 with leg scores of 11-6, 12-12, 14-8. For Utd. 'B' D.Davies 10, I.Morrison 9, B.Clapton 8 & P.Mulford 7. For Penlon T.Lach top scored with 10 & V.Smith hit 7. J.Carter, a.k.a. Mr.Blobby managed another 3. No, not dolls .... blobs.
Spread Eagle drew 3-3 with Ab. Con. Club with leg scores of 9-11, 14-14, 13-7. For The Spread B.Worrell & B.Newman 9 each & S.Kinnaird 7. For Con. Club T.Barrett included a 6 in his 13 dolls & Merv 'The Swerve' Chadwick hit 9.
Ab. Legion needing to win 6-0 to stop Utd. 'B' from wrapping up the 'B' section managed only a 4-2 win over Ab. Utd. 'C'. The leg scores were 14-10, 10-6,9-12. For The Legion D.Sapey 10 & J.Driver 9. In reply for Utd. 'c' D.Harris top scored with 10 dolls.
Regards
Tosh
p.s. Very disappointed last week that with over 50 people here we could only manage to sell 17 rolls. Come on lads we need the money. I think even you numpties can work out that it is the singles - (plus 1 Captains Cup semi-fmal) - next week. Sorry I cant be with you tonight but Brian & Pete will do the honours.
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March 22, 2010
Match Reports Week 16
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‘A’ Section
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TEAM
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P
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W
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D
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L
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D/FOR
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D/AGT
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PTS
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AVE
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1
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Ab. Utd. ‘A’
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16
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12
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2
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2
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688
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546
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74
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14.33
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2
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The Fox
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16
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12
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1
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3
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712
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585
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68
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14.83
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3
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Old Masters
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16
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11
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1
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4
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651
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596
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60
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13.56
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4
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College Oak
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16
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8
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1
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7
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628
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606
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53
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13.08
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‘B’ Section
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TEAM
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P
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W
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D
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L
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D/FOR
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D/AGT
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PTS
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AVE
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1
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Ab. Utd. ‘B’
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16
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6
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2
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8
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602
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565
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51
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12.54
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2
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Ab. Legion
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16
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7
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2
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7
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570
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607
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45
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11.87
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3
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Spread Eagle
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16
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5
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2
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9
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555
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598
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42
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11.56
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4
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Ab. Con. Club
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16
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6
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2
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8
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520
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575
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38
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10.83
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5
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Ab. Utd. ‘C’
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16
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3
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1
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12
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528
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608
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35
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11.00
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6
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Penlon
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16
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2
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0
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14
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454
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618
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14
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9.45
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Game reports by P.Mulford
Old Masters beat Ab. Utd. ‘B’ 4-2 with leg scores of 14-12, 11-15, 13-11. For OM J.Barguss11, G.Barguss & T.Downes 9 each. For Utd. ‘B’ D.Davies 11, B.Clapton & I.Morrison 8 each & P.Mulford 7. But for rotten Terry & James messing things up in the 1st leg Ab. ‘B’ should have won. Goddammit ! (isn’t that blasphemy Pete). Total dolls were shared but unfortunately the points advantage went to the ‘A’ section team.
Spread Eagle beat Ab. Legion 4-2 with leg scores of 14-11, 14-15, 14-11. For The Spread J.Bowler included a 6 in his 14 dolls, B.Newman 9 & N.Tame 8. In reply for The Legion D.Sapey 12 & P.Ealey 8. Under pressure Jason threw an excellent 6 in the 2nd leg but Bert just failed to capitalise. In the following leg Jason was on target for another 6 but just failed with the last stick.
The Fox beat College Oak 4-2 with leg scores of 12-10, 14-18, 19-7. For The Fox B.Parker 13, N.Nuttall 10, M.Sheridan 9 & M.Rusher 7. For The Oak S.Enock 9, P.Soden & A.Pocock 7 each. Wow – look at the stars first leg – saved by the last 2 players again. Rubbed in by The Oak in the 2nd leg but unable to keep the standard up…7 to 19.
Ab. Con. Club beat Penlon 4-2 with leg scores of 9-6, 5-8, 9-8. Top scorer of the match was Penlons T.Lach with 7 dolls. I have seen and played in some awful low scoring matches but this one is the very worst I have ever witnessed. The Con Clubs 23 dolls was their lowest total of the season so far.
Ab. Utd. ‘A’ throwing first in each leg cruised to an easy 6-0 victory over a lack lustre Ab. Utd. ‘C’ who seemed to be competing with Con. Club & Penlon in scoring as little as possible. Some improvement in the last leg though. The leg scores were 18-8, 13-5, 17-13. For Utd. ‘A’ P.Wright included a 6 in his 13 dolls, L.Clapton 12, J.Gapper 11 & S.Pugh 9. Utd. ‘A’ with 2 sixers were dominant and even S.Pugh managed one - (Petes words not mine Steve). For Utd. ‘C’ K.Souch top scored with 7 dolls. Their 26 dolls equalled their lowest total so far.
Regards
Tosh
p.s. I understand that several people were asking Brian & Pete what competitions were to be played this week when every team has already had this information. I was going to say that I think I’m dealing with a bunch of retards but I think that would be unfair to retards.
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March 11, 2010
Match Reports Week 15
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'A' Section
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TEAM
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P
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W
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D
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L
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DIFOR
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D/AGT
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PTS
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AVE
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1
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Ab. Utd. 'A'
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15
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11
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2
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2
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640
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520
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68
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14.22
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2
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The Fox
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15
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11
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1
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3
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667
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549
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64
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14.82
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3
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Old Masters
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15
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10
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1
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4
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613
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558
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56
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13.62
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4
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College Oak
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15
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8
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1
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6
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592
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561
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51
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13.15
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'B'Section
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TEAM
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P
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W
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D
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L
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DIFOR
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D/AGT
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PTS
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AVE
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1
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Ab. Utd. 'B'
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15
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6
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2
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7
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564
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527
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49
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12.53
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2
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Ab. Legion
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15
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7
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2
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6
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533
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565
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43
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11.84
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3
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Spread Eagle
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15
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4
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2
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9
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513
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561
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38
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11.40
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4
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Ab. Utd. 'c'
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15
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3
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1
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11
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502
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560
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35
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11.15
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5
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Ab. Con. Club
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15
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5
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2
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8
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497
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553
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34
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11.04
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6
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Penlon
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15
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2
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0
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13
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432
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595
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12
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9.60
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Game reports.
Spread Eagle earned a creditable 3-3 draw with Ab. Utd. 'A' with leg scores of 10-14, 16-13, 13-13. For The Spread C.Crawford 11, J.Bowler 8, B.Worrell & N.Tame 7 each. In reply for Utd. 'A' G.Brown 13, L.Clapton 9, S.Pugh 8 & J.Gapper 7
Ab. Legion beat Penlon 6-0 with leg scores of 16-8, 16-13, 13-9. For The Legion J.Driver 13, D.Sapey 11, B.Lacey, P.Ealey & N.Haze1l7 each. For Penlon T.Lach 9 & T.Phipps 7. The Legions 45 dolls was their highest total ofthe season so far.
The Fox failed to take full advantage ofUtd. 'A's slip up when beating Ab. Utd. 'c' 4-2. The leg scores were 14-11, 12-14, 16-9. For The Fox M.Sheridan 12, M.Rusher 11, D.Butler & B.Parker 7 each. In reply for Utd. 'c' S.Martin & D.Harris 8 each, A.Gregory & K.Souch 7 each.
College Oak beat Ab.Utd. 'B' 6-0 with leg scores of 15-11, 16-13, 14-9. For The Oak A.Pocock & F.Tracey 10 each, P.Soden & D.Cross 9 each & S.Enock 7. For Utd. 'B' M.Louch1O & .B.Clapton 8. This was Utd. 'B's ftrst 6-0 defeat of the season.
Old Masters beat a depleted Ab. Con. Club 6-0 with leg scores of 10-7, 14-11, 13-8. For OM G.Barguss 12 & A.Woolloff 10. For The Con. Club M.Chadwick & J.Simms 7 each. R.North, throwing like a ruptured Bulgarian weight-lifter managed just 2 dolls. Bet you didn't know that Ron is into hip-op .... don't worry I'll explain it next week. Nick 'The Juggler' Patterson making his ftrst indoor appearance hit 4 dolls. Nice to see you Nick and don't worry you will soon get used to the p**s taking. Con. Clubs 26 dolls equalled their lowest total of the season.
Regards
Tosh
p.s. Several people pointed out the mistakes I made in my notes last week. Nice to see that some of you actually read them for a change (sarcasm always was one of my strong points).
p.p.s. Sorry I cant be with you tonight but I've got an appointment with DB at OT. Good luck to all.
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February 21, 2010
Match Reports Week 14
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‘A’ Section
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TEAM
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P
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W
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D
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L
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D/FOR
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D/AGT
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PTS
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AVE
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1
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Ab. Utd. ‘A’
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14
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11
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1
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2
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600
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481
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65
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14.28
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2
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The Fox
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14
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10
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1
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3
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625
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515
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60
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14.88
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3
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Old Masters
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14
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9
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1
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4
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576
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532
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50
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13.71
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4
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College Oak
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14
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7
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1
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6
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547
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528
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45
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13.02
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‘B’ Section
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TEAM
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P
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W
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D
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L
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D/FOR
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D/AGT
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PTS
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AVE
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|
1
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Ab. Utd. ‘B’
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14
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6
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2
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6
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531
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482
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49
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12.64
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2
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Ab.Legion
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14
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6
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2
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6
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488
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535
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37
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11.61
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3
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Spread Eagle
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14
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4
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1
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9
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474
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521
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35
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11.28
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4
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Ab.Con. Club
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14
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5
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2
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7
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471
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516
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34
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11.21
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5
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Ab. Utd. ‘C’
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14
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3
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1
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10
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468
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518
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33
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11.14
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6
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Penlon
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14
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2
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0
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12
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402
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550
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12
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9.57
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Game reports.
Old Masters beat Ab. Legion 6-0 with leg scores of 14-11, 20-12, 18-14. For OM J.Barguss hit a cracking 15 dolls, A.Woolloff 12, T.Downes 11 & G.Barguss 9. In reply for the Legion N.Hazell 11 & P.Ealey 10. OM’s 52 dolls was easily their highest total of the season so far.
Ab. Utd. ‘B’ extended their lead at the top of the ‘B’ section after a 6-0 win over Ab. Con. Club with leg scores of 14-10, 12-8, 13-8. For Utd. ‘B’ I.Morrison 12, P.Mulford & B.Clapton 8 each & .D.Davies 7. For the Con. Club T.Barrett top scored with 9 dolls. Con. Clubs 26 dolls was their lowest total of the season so far.
The Fox beat Spread Eagle 6-0 with leg scores of 19-11, 15-12, 11-9. For The Fox N.Nuttall 12, B.Parker 11, M.Rusher 10 & D.Butler 8. For The Spread J.Bowler 9 & .B.Worrell 8. B.Newman clanged off the first 5 dolls but his arm tightened and his a**e twitched and then managed to hit just 1 doll in his next 13 sticks.
Ab. Utd. ‘A’ produced the 4th 6-0 win of the night when they beat Penlon with leg scores of 12-7, 15-8, 14-6. For Utd. ‘A’ L.Clapton 10, S.Pugh 9, J.Gapper & P.Wright 8 each. For Penlon T.Lach top scored with 8 dolls. The rest could not have scored in a br*****.
Ab. Utd. ‘C’ beat College Oak 4-2 with leg scores of 14-13, 13-7, 6-16. D.Harris top scored for Utd. ‘C’ with 8 dolls, A.Gregory amazingly out done Bert by hitting a 6 in the first leg then followed it with a 1 and a blob. P.Arnold also scored 7. For The Oak F.Tracey included a 6 in his 11 dolls, P.Soden 8, A.Pocock & D.Cross 7 each. S.Enock throwing like a Swiss clockmaker with no fingers hit X-X-3.
Regards
Tosh
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February 15, 2010
Match Reports Week 13
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‘A’ Section
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TEAM
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P
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W
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D
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L
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D/FOR
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D/AGT
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PTS
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AVE
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1
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Ab. Utd. ‘A’
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13
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10
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1
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2
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559
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460
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59
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14.33
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|
2
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The Fox
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13
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9
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1
|
3
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580
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483
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54
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14.87
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|
3
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Old Masters
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13
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8
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1
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4
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524
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495
|
44
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13.43
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4
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College Oak
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13
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7
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1
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5
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511
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495
|
43
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13.10
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‘B’ Section
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TEAM
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P
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W
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D
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L
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D/FOR
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D/AGT
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PTS
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AVE
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|
1
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Ab. Utd. ‘B’
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13
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5
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2
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6
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492
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456
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43
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12.61
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|
2
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Ab. Legion
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13
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6
|
2
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5
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451
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483
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37
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11.56
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|
3
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Spread Eagle
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13
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4
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1
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8
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442
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476
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35
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11.33
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|
4
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Ab. Con. Club
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13
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5
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2
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6
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445
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477
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34
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11.41
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|
5
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Ab. Utd. ‘C’
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13
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2
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1
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10
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435
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482
|
29
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11.15
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6
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Penlon
|
13
|
2
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0
|
11
|
381
|
509
|
12
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9.76
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Game reports.
A ‘funny old game’ saw The Fox beat Penlon 6-0 with leg scores of 10-9, 21-13, 10-7 (check them scores out).
For The Fox N.Nuttall12, M.Sheridan hit 1-6-1, D.Butler & B.Parker also scored 8 dolls each. In reply for Penlon V.Smith 9 & T.Lach 8.
A cracking game saw Old Masters beat Ab. Utd. ‘A’ 4-2 with leg scores of 14-13, 14-15, 17-13. For OM A.Woolloff throwing like a Dutch speed skater on E’s included a 6 in his 14 dolls, G.Barguss & T.Downes each hit 10. For Utd. ‘A’ J.Gapper 11, G.Brown 10 & S.Pugh 9. OM’s 45 dolls equalled their highest total of the season despite 2 blobs.
Ab.Legion beat Ab. Utd. ‘B’ 4-2 with leg scores of 14-11, 16-9, 12-20. For The Legion D.Sapey 11, J.Driver 10, P.Ealey 8 & N.Hazell 7. In reply for Utd. ‘B’ M.Louch included a 6 in his 11 dolls (his first double figures of the season), D.Davies 9, P.Mulford & I.Morrison 7 each.
Spread Eagle beat Ab. Utd. ‘C’ 6-0 with leg scores of 11-8, 13-8, 15-13. For The Spread J.Bowler 10, R.Worrell 9, S.Kinnaird & B.Newman 7 each. For Utd. ‘C’ S.Martin top scored with 8 dolls. This was the Spreads first 6-0 win of the season & Utd. ‘C’s first 6-0 defeat.
Ab.Con. Club beat College Oak 4-2 with leg scores of 10-8, 11-20, 14-12. For Con. Club a back to form O.Gill top scored with 11, T.Barrett 8 & J.Castle 7. M.Haynes managed a 1-1-1 ‘Nelson’, 1 eye, 1 arm, 1 b**l. (Lets see if Paul edits this). In reply for The Oak P.Soden 11, A.Pocock 10 & F.Tracey 7.
p.s. Don’t forget its competitions next week (24th) and all Captains have copies of this so no excuses for not knowing who’s playing. Anyone asking what competition’s are being played will be totally ignored.
Regards
Tosh
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February 10, 2010
Match Reports Week 12 and Week 9
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A Section
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TEAM
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P
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W
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D
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L
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D/FOR
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D/AGT
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PTS
|
AVE
|
|
1
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Ab.Utd. 'A'
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12
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10
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1
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1
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518
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419
|
57
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14.38
|
|
2
|
The Fox
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12
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8
|
1
|
3
|
539
|
454
|
48
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14.97
|
|
3
|
College Oak
|
12
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7
|
1
|
4
|
471
|
460
|
41
|
13.08
|
|
4
|
Old Masters
|
12
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7
|
1
|
4
|
479
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454
|
40
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13.30
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B Section
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TEAM
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P
|
W
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D
|
L
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D/FOR
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D/AGT
|
PTS
|
AVE
|
|
1
|
Ab. Utd. 'B'
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12
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5
|
2
|
5
|
452
|
414
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41
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12.55
|
|
2
|
Ab. Legion
|
12
|
5
|
2
|
5
|
409
|
443
|
33
|
11.36
|
|
3
|
Ab. Con. Club
|
12
|
4
|
2
|
6
|
410
|
437
|
30
|
11.38
|
|
4
|
Ab.Utd. 'C'
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12
|
2
|
1
|
9
|
406
|
443
|
29
|
11.27
|
|
5
|
Spread Eagle
|
12
|
3
|
1
|
8
|
403
|
447
|
29
|
11.19
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|
6
|
Penlon
|
12
|
2
|
0
|
10
|
352
|
468
|
12
|
9.77
|
Game reports.
Ab.Legion beat Ab. Con. Club 6-0 with leg scores of 12-9,12-11, 13-10. For The Legion D.Sapey & lDriver 10 each & P.Ealey 7. In reply for Con. Club J.Castle & T.Barrett 8 each. This was Legions first 6-0 win of the season.
Ab. Utd. 'A' drew 3-3 with Ab. Utd. 'B' with leg scores of 13-13, 13-15, 19-12. For Utd. 'A' G.Brown 11, L.Clapton, P.Wright & S.Pugh 9 each & J.Gapper 7. For Utd. 'B' P.Mulford & I.Morrison 10 each, B.Clapton & D.Davies (no not Dickie - that's his dad) 8 each.
In a close game The Fox overcame Old Masters 5-1 with leg scores of 16-16, 17-14, 16-15. For The Fox M.Sheridan hit a cracking 14 dolls, Norman 'where the hell has he been all season' Nuttall12, D.Butler 10 & B.Parker 9. For OM 'The Barguss Boys' 11 each, A.Woolloff 10 & T.Downes 8. OM's highest total of the season was to no avail.
College Oak beat Spread Eagle 4-2 with leg scores of 13-10, 11-8,9-14. For The Oak D.Cross 10 & F.Tracey 7. For The Spread J.Bowler 10, S.Kinnaird 8 & B.Newman 7.
Ab. Utd. 'c' beat Penlon 6-0 with leg scores of 15-7, 13-7, 14-6. For Utd. 'c' K.Souch 10, D.Harris 9, A.Gregory & S.Martin 8 each & P.Arnold 7. In reply for Penlon M.Jeffries top scored with 8 dolls. E.Jeffries & T.Phipps managed 1 doll each (should have gone to specsavers). Utd 'C's 42 dolls was their highest total of the season so far and their first 6-0 win. Penlons 20 dolls was their lowest total of the season.
p.s. Ron, if you would like this in Braille please let me know.
Regards
Tosh
The following game reports are for the rearranged week 9 games which were played on Thursday 4th of February.
Ab.Utd. 'A' beat Ab.Legion 6-0 with leg scores of 14-10, 15-10, 18-10. For Utd. 'A' L.Clapton 12, B.Spicer 11, G.Brown 10 & J.Gapper 9. For The Legion D.Sapey 12 & P.Ealey 7. I think The Legion were suffering
from a bout of ten-donitis. Do you get it, ten-doni oh! forget it.
College Oak beat Penlon 6-0 with leg scores of 15-7, 16-12, 12-4. For The Oak A.Pocock & S.Enock 11 each, D.Cross 9 & F.Tracey 7. In reply for Penlon T.Lach 8 & V.Smith hit 7 but the rest were c**p. J.Carter & M.Jeffries throwing like aggrophobic Venezuaelan pot-holers managed 2 dolls each. This was the Oak's first 6-0 win of the season.
Old Masters had to come from behind (good skill) to beat 4 man Spread Eagle with leg scores of 8-10, 15-10, 15-13. For OM T.Ward (guesting) included a 6 in his 13 dolls, T.Downes 9, M.Hall & A.Woolloff7 each. For The Spread B.Newman 9, S.Kinnaird, J.Bowler & a disgruntled D.Mott 8 each.
Ab.Utd. 'B' drew 3-3 (obviously) with Ab.Utd.'C' with leg scores of 10-10, 13-8,9-13. For Utd. 'B' I.Morrison top scored with 10 dolls. I think Stevie Wonder was the second highest scorer. For Utd. 'c' P.Arnold 8, A.Gregory & S.Martin 7 each.
The Fox beat Ab. Con. Club 5-1 with leg scores of 15-5, 16-13, 11-11. For The Fox a below par M.Sheridan managed only 11 dolls, N.Nuttalll0, M.Rusher 9 & B.Parkers 7 dolls included a first leg blob. For Con. Club M.Chadwick top scored with 8. The less said about the others the better.
p.s. Stevie Wonder thanked Utd. 'B' for the game. Although he said he couldn't see what you saw in the game he did send the following text message. "pu* v/2_lt)£ :=ma&l,% s?/d q< t;z9f S*-t!"
p.p.s. You would not believe the sleepless nights I have thinking up this twaddle.
Regards
Tosh
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February 2, 2010
Match Reports Week 11
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'A' Section
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TEAM
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P
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W
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D
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L
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DIFOR
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D/AGT
|
PTS
|
AVE
|
|
1
|
Ab. Utd. 'A'
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9
|
9
|
0
|
0
|
387
|
308
|
46
|
14.33
|
|
2
|
The Fox
|
10
|
6
|
1
|
3
|
448
|
380
|
38
|
14.93
|
|
3
|
Old Masters
|
10
|
6
|
1
|
3
|
396
|
372
|
35
|
13.20
|
|
4
|
College Oak
|
9
|
5
|
1
|
3
|
354
|
366
|
27
|
13.11
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'B'Section
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|
TEAM
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P
|
W
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D
|
L
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DIFOR
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D/AGT
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PTS
|
AYE
|
|
1
|
Ab. Utd. 'B'
|
10
|
5
|
0
|
5
|
380
|
338
|
35
|
12.66
|
|
2
|
Ab. Con. Club
|
10
|
4
|
2
|
4
|
351
|
358
|
29
|
11.70
|
|
3
|
Ab. Legion
|
10
|
4
|
2
|
4
|
342
|
366
|
27
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11.40
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|
4
|
Spread Eagle
|
10
|
3
|
1
|
6
|
338
|
376
|
25
|
11.26
|
|
5
|
Ab. Utd. 'c'
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10
|
1
|
0
|
9
|
333
|
391
|
20
|
11.10
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|
6
|
Penlon
|
10
|
2
|
0
|
8
|
309
|
383
|
12
|
10.30
|
Game reports.
Ab. Utd. 'B' inflicted a third straight defeat on 4 man Fox with a 6-0 win. The leg scores were 11-10, 15-14, 15-9. For Utd. 'B' P.Mulford, B.Clapton & D.Davies each scored 10 & I.Morrison 7. For The Fox M.Sheridan included a 6 in his 14 dolls & B.Parker 11. P . Stone managed just 3 dolls - ( have you thought of joining the Wednesday night crib league Paul).
Spread Eagle beat Penlon 5-1 with leg scores of 10-9, 11-9, 12-12. For The Spread B.Newman 9 & S.Kinnaird 7. In reply for Penlon V.Smith top scored with 8 dolls.
College Oak beat Ab. Legion 4-2 with leg scores of 10-16, 17-11, 12-10. For The Oak A.Pocock included a 6 in his 11 dolls, D.Cross 8, P.Soden & F.Tracey 7 each. For The Legion D.Sapey 10, J.Driver 8, B.Lacey &
P .Ealey 7 each.
Old Masters beat Ab.Utd. 'c' 4-2 with leg scores of5 (yes f...f. .. five) -7, 17-8, 15-11. For OM T.Downes 11, J.Barguss 9 & G.Barguss 8. For Utd. 'c' K.Souch 8 & S.Martin 7. For A.Gregory read write up for P.Stone.
Ab. Utd. 'A' took full advantage of The Foxs setback by beating Ab. Con. Club 6-0 with leg scores of 15-10, 16-14, 16-7. For Utd. 'A' B.Spicer 12, L.Clapton 11, S.Pugh 10 & G.Brown 9. In reply for Con Club M.Haynes 9 & T.Barrett 7.
p.s. After tonights singles preliminary round I will have a better idea of how to get outstanding competition games played. I've decided against playing any Captains Cup games after a league night as would be something else for someone to whinge about.
p.p.s. Bill, if you could let me know when it would be conveinient for you to play your Fives semi final so that I can arrange all the other competitions around it.
Regards
Tosh
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January 19, 2010
Match Reports Week 10 (week 9 on 4th Feb)
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‘A’ Section
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TEAM
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P
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W
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D
|
L
|
D/FOR
|
D/AGT
|
PTS
|
AVE
|
|
1
|
Ab.Utd. ‘A’
|
8
|
8
|
0
|
0
|
340
|
277
|
40
|
14.16
|
|
2
|
The Fox
|
9
|
6
|
1
|
2
|
415
|
339
|
38
|
15.37
|
|
3
|
Old Masters
|
9
|
5
|
1
|
3
|
359
|
346
|
31
|
13.29
|
|
4
|
College Oak
|
8
|
4
|
1
|
3
|
315
|
329
|
23
|
13.12
|
‘B’ Section
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|
TEAM
|
P
|
W
|
D
|
L
|
D/FOR
|
D/AGT
|
PTS
|
AVE
|
|
1
|
Ab. Utd. ‘B’
|
9
|
4
|
0
|
5
|
339
|
305
|
29
|
12.55
|
|
2
|
Ab. Con. Club
|
9
|
4
|
2
|
3
|
320
|
311
|
29
|
11.85
|
|
3
|
Ab. Legion
|
9
|
4
|
2
|
3
|
305
|
327
|
25
|
11.29
|
|
4
|
Spread Eagle
|
9
|
2
|
1
|
6
|
305
|
346
|
20
|
11.29
|
|
5
|
Ab. Utd. ‘C’
|
9
|
1
|
0
|
8
|
307
|
354
|
18
|
11.37
|
|
6
|
Penlon
|
9
|
2
|
0
|
7
|
279
|
350
|
11
|
10.33
|
Game reports.
Ab. Con. Club kicked off a delayed start to the new year with a 4-2 win over Ab. Utd. ‘C’ with leg scores of 12-8, 9-12, 15-9. For The Con. Club T.Barrett 11 & J.Castle 9. In reply for Utd. ‘C’ S.Martin & P.Arnold hit 8 each. Utd. ‘C’s 29 dolls equalled their lowest total of the season so far.
Ab. Legion beat The Fox 4-2 with leg scores of 14-12, 7-18, 14-12. For The Legion P.Ealey 11, D.Sapey & J.Driver 7 each. For The Fox D.Butler included a 6 in his cracking 15 dolls, D.Rusher & B.Parker 9 each. This was The Fox’s 2nd defeat on the trot.
Ab. Utd. ‘B’ beat Spread Eagle 5-1 with leg scores of 12-5, 14-14, 14-10. For Ab. Utd. ‘B’ D.Davies 11, Brian ‘Cracker’ Clapton & I.Morrison 10 each. For The Spread S.Kinnaird 8 & B.Newman 7.
Old Masters beat The Penlon 6-0 with leg scores of 14-8, 14-11, 16-14. For OM T.Downes 12, G.Barguss included a 6 in his 11 dolls, M.Hall, A.Woolloff & J.Barguss each scored 7 dolls. For Penlon ‘Steady Eddie’ Jeffries 8, J.Carter & T.Phipps 7 each. OM’s 44 dolls equalled their highest total of the season so far.
Due to a total misunderstanding the game between College Oak & Ab. Utd. ‘A’ had to be cancelled, which leaves me with bit of a headache as to when I can get it rearranged. But, hey-ho.
Regards
Tosh
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December 17, 2009
Match Reports Week 8
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‘A’ Section
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TEAM
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P
|
W
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D
|
L
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D/FOR
|
D/AGT
|
PTS
|
AVE
|
|
1
|
Ab. Utd. ‘A’
|
8
|
8
|
0
|
0
|
340
|
277
|
40
|
14.16
|
|
2
|
The Fox
|
8
|
6
|
1
|
1
|
373
|
304
|
36
|
15.54
|
|
3
|
Old Masters
|
8
|
4
|
1
|
3
|
315
|
313
|
25
|
13.12
|
|
4
|
College Oak
|
8
|
4
|
1
|
3
|
315
|
329
|
23
|
13.12
|
‘B’ Section
|
|
TEAM
|
P
|
W
|
D
|
L
|
D/FOR
|
D/AGT
|
PTS
|
AVE
|
|
1
|
Ab. Con. Club
|
8
|
3
|
2
|
3
|
284
|
282
|
25
|
11.83
|
|
2
|
Ab. Utd. ‘B’
|
8
|
3
|
0
|
5
|
299
|
276
|
24
|
12.45
|
|
3
|
Ab. Legion
|
8
|
3
|
2
|
3
|
270
|
285
|
21
|
11.25
|
|
4
|
Spread Eagle
|
8
|
2
|
1
|
5
|
276
|
306
|
19
|
11.50
|
|
5
|
Ab.Utd. ‘C’
|
8
|
1
|
0
|
7
|
278
|
318
|
16
|
11.58
|
|
6
|
Penlon
|
8
|
2
|
0
|
6
|
246
|
306
|
11
|
10.25
|
Game reports.
Ab. Utd. ‘B’ beat Penlon 5-1 with leg scores of 9-9, 17-12, 16-7. For Utd. ‘B’ M.Davies 11, P.Mulford & B.Clapton 10 each & D.Davies 8. In reply for Penlon T.Lach 8 & Dave ‘007’ Bond 7. R.Holmes managed just 1 doll. Have you thought of taking up darts Rog.
Ab. Con. Club beat Spread Eagle 4-2 with leg scores of 15-9, 14-16, 16-12. For Con. Club J.Castle 11, M.Haynes 10, O.Gill 9, J.Simms 8 & M.Chadwick 7. For The Spread S.Kinnaird 11, B.Worrell 9 & K.Empson 7. The Con. Clubs 45 dolls was their highest total of the season so far.
Ab. Legion beat Ab. Utd. ‘C’ 4-2 with leg scores of 10-16, 15-13, 17-10. For The Legion D.Sapey 13, B.Lacey 9, J.Driver 8 & P.Ealey 7. In reply for Utd. ‘C’ K.Souch 11, A.Gregory 10 & S.Martin 9. The Legions 42 dolls was their highest of the season so far.
In the top of the table clash Ab. Utd. ‘A’ beat The Fox 4-2 to extend their lead. The leg scores were 15-14, 10-14, 15-13. For Utd. ‘A’ L.Clapton included a 6 in his 13 dolls & G.Brown 10. For The Fox M.Sheridan 12, D.Rusher 10, B.Parker 9 & D.Butler 7. In a strange 2nd leg Utd. ‘A’s 10 dolls included blobs from J.Gapper, T.Ward & S.Pugh. The last time a team got 3 blobs in one leg was week 6 last season.
Old Masters beat College Oak 4-2 with leg scores of 17-8, 14-13, 10-12. For OM G.Barguss 11, A.Woolloff 9, J.Barguss 8 & M.Hall 7. T.Downes (playing to the crowd) needing 2 dolls to win the 2nd leg missed the first 4 then ‘tickled off’ the last 2. For College Oak A.Pocock 10 & S.Enock 8.
p.s. Good luck to all in the pairs and the raffle. Hope you enjoy the evening.
p.p.s. Just like to take this opportunity in wishing everyone a happy Xmas and New Year.
Regards
Tosh & Brian
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December 7, 2009
Match Reports Week 7
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‘A’ Section
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|
TEAM
|
P
|
W
|
D
|
L
|
D/FOR
|
D/AGT
|
PTS
|
AVE
|
|
1
|
Ab. Utd. ‘A’
|
7
|
7
|
0
|
0
|
300
|
236
|
36
|
14.2
|
|
2
|
The Fox
|
7
|
6
|
1
|
0
|
332
|
264
|
34
|
15.8
|
|
3
|
College Oak
|
7
|
4
|
1
|
2
|
282
|
288
|
21
|
13.4
|
|
4
|
Old Masters
|
7
|
3
|
1
|
3
|
274
|
280
|
21
|
13.0
|
‘B’ Section
|
|
TEAM
|
P
|
W
|
D
|
L
|
D/FOR
|
D/AGT
|
PTS
|
AVE
|
|
1
|
Ab. Con. Club
|
7
|
2
|
2
|
3
|
239
|
245
|
21
|
11.3
|
|
2
|
Ab. Utd. ‘B’
|
7
|
2
|
0
|
5
|
257
|
248
|
19
|
12.2
|
|
3
|
Spread Eagle
|
7
|
2
|
1
|
4
|
239
|
261
|
17
|
11.3
|
|
4
|
Ab. Legion
|
7
|
2
|
2
|
3
|
228
|
246
|
17
|
10.8
|
|
5
|
Ab. Utd. ‘C’
|
7
|
1
|
0
|
6
|
239
|
276
|
14
|
11.3
|
|
6
|
Penlon
|
7
|
2
|
0
|
5
|
218
|
264
|
10
|
10.3
|
Game reports.
The Fox ‘brushed’ aside College Oak 6-0 with leg scores of 20-13, 18-11, 19-13. The Fox clanged off an amazing 57 dolls thanks to P.Stone who weighed in with 3. M.Sheridan hit an absolutely cracking 5-5-6, M.Rusher & D.Butler 13 each & B.Parker 12. For The Oak A.Pocock included a 6 in his 11 & D.Cross hit 9.
Ab. Utd. ‘A’ beat Ab. Utd. ‘C’ 5-1 with leg scores of 14-7, 13-13, 14-10. For Utd. ‘A’ G.Brown & T.Ward 10 each & S.Pugh 9. J.Gapper failed to hit double figures for the first time this season. For Utd. ‘C’ S.Martin 9, K.Souch 8 & A.Gregory 7.
Ab. Con. Club beat Penlon 6-0 to go top of the ‘B’ section. The leg scores were 14-8, 13-9, 14-9. For Con. Club T.Barrett 12, M.Haynes 9, J.Castle 8 & Merv ‘The Swerve’ Chadwick hit 7. V.Smith top scored for Penlon with 9 dolls but the rest were rubbish. T.Lach (who I think threw blindfold) managed just 2 dolls. Con Clubs 41 dolls was their highest total of season so far while Penlons 26 was their lowest.
Old Masters beat Ab. Utd. ‘B’ 4-2 with leg scores of 11-10, 17-12, 11-17. For OM A.Woolloff hit 10 dolls (first time he’s hit double figures this season), M.Hall & J.Barguss 9 each. In reply for Utd. ‘B’ B.Clapton, M.Louch & D.Davies 9 each & P.Milford 8. Sorry Pete, but you’re going to have to change your surname.
Ab. Legion beat Spread Eagle 4-2 with leg scores 7-14, 13-8, 13-11. For The Legion J.Driver 11 & P.Ealey hit 8. For The Spread J.Bowler 10 & N.Tame 8.
It’s the Pairs next week and as you know (if you read my previous notes) we will cease playing at 10 o’clock to draw the XMAS RAFFLE, which will leave some of you not getting a game but I cant do much about that. Sorry. (I’m not really – I couldn’t give a t**s ). Good luck to everyone in the Pairs and the raffle. I’m hoping to make it a memorable night.
Regards
Tosh
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November 23, 2009
Match Repot Week 6
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‘A’ Section
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TEAM
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P
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W
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D
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L
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D/FOR
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D/AGT
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PTS
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AVE
|
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1
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Ab. Utd. ‘A’
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6
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6
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0
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0
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259
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206
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31
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14.38
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2
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The Fox
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6
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5
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1
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0
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275
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227
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28
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15.27
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|
3
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College Oak
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6
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4
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1
|
1
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245
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231
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21
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13.61
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4
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Old Masters
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6
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2
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1
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3
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235
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241
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17
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13.05
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‘B’ Section
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TEAM
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P
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W
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D
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L
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D/FOR
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D/AGT
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PTS
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AVE
|
|
1
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Ab. Utd. ‘B’
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6
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2
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0
|
4
|
218
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209
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17
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11.61
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|
2
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Spread Eagle
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6
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2
|
1
|
3
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206
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228
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15
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11.44
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|
3
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Ab. Con. Club
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6
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1
|
2
|
3
|
198
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219
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15
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11.00
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|
4
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Ab. Utd. ‘C’
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6
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1
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0
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5
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209
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235
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13
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11.61
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5
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Ab. Legion
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6
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1
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2
|
3
|
195
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213
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13
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10.83
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|
6
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Penlon
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6
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2
|
0
|
4
|
192
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223
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10
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10.66
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Game reports.
Ab. Utd. ‘A’ beat Spread Eagle 6-0 with leg scores of 15-6, 15-11, 11-8. For Utd. ‘A’ J.Gapper 11, T.Ward included a 6 in his 10 & L.Clapton hit 9. For The Spread B.Worrell hit 8 dolls. S.Kinnaird managed just 1 doll. They’ve got 2 for 1 at Specsavers at the moment Si.
College Oak beat Ab. Utd. ‘B’ 4-2 with leg scores of 14-7, 12-13, 13-10. For The Oak A.Pocock & F.Tracey 10 each. For Utd. ‘B’ M.Louch & D.Davies 7 each. Utd. B’s 30 dolls was their lowest total of season so far.
The Fox came from a leg down to beat Ab. Utd. ‘C’ 4-2. The leg scores were 11-16, 16-9, 17-12. For The Fox D.Butler & B.Parker 12 each, D.Rusher 9 & P.Stone 7. In reply for Utd. ‘C’ A.Gregory & S.Martin 9 each, D.Harris 8 & K.Souch 7.
Penlon beat Ab. Legion ( something OM couldn’t do last week) 4-2 with leg scores of 11-10, 9-13, 10-9. For Penlon T.Lach & E.Jeffries 8 each. In reply for The Legion J.Driver 11, P.Ealey 9 & D.Sapey 7. B.Delamont hit no dolls at all – zero, zilch, diddly squat, b****r all. ( He could be in the running for most improved player – next season ).
Four man Old Masters drew 3-3 with Ab. Con. Club with leg scores of 9-7, 13-13, 12-14. For OM T.Downes 10, A.Woolloff 9, G.Barguss 8 & M.Hall 7. Graham knowing we were going to be short texted D.Cogdell to see if he was available and his lame excuse was that he was in ‘The Maldives’ ! For Con. Club M.Haynes 11 & M.Chadwick 8. OM’s 30 dolls was obviously their lowest total of season so far. Last week I noted that Con. Club had scored 34 dolls in 4 of their 5 games. Make that 5 out of 6.
‘A’ Section :- B.Parker 67, T.Downes A.Pocock 57, J.Gapper 56, D.Butler 54, G.Brown 53
‘B’ Section :- S.Martin A.Gregory J.Driver 55, P.Mulford 52, P.Ealey 51, B.Clapton 47
Sixers :- P.Ealey D.Butler T.Lach A.Woolloff J.Gapper T.Ward
Regards
Tosh
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November 18, 2009
Match Report Week 5
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‘A’ Section
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TEAM
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P
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W
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D
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L
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D/FOR
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D/AGT
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PTS
|
AVE
|
|
1
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Ab. Utd. ‘A’
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5
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5
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0
|
0
|
218
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181
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25
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14.53
|
|
2
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The Fox
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5
|
4
|
1
|
0
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231
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190
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24
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15.40
|
|
3
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College Oak
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5
|
3
|
1
|
1
|
206
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201
|
17
|
13.73
|
|
4
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Old Masters
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5
|
2
|
0
|
3
|
201
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207
|
14
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13.40
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‘B’ Section
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TEAM
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P
|
W
|
D
|
L
|
D/FOR
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D/AGT
|
PTS
|
AVE
|
|
1
|
Ab. Utd. ‘B’
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5
|
2
|
0
|
3
|
188
|
170
|
15
|
12.53
|
|
2
|
Spread Eagle
|
5
|
2
|
1
|
2
|
181
|
187
|
15
|
12.06
|
|
3
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Ab. Con. Club
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5
|
1
|
1
|
3
|
164
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185
|
12
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10.93
|
|
4
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Ab. Utd. ‘C’
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5
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1
|
0
|
4
|
172
|
191
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11
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11.46
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|
5
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Ab. Legion
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5
|
1
|
2
|
2
|
163
|
183
|
11
|
10.86
|
|
6
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Penlon
|
5
|
1
|
0
|
4
|
162
|
191
|
6
|
10.80
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Game reports.
Ab. Utd. ‘B’ beat Ab. Con. Club 4-2 with leg scores of 15-8, 11-16, 14-10. For Utd. ‘B’ P.Mulford 10, D.Davies & I.Morrison 8 each, B.Clapton & M.Louch 7 each. For Con. Club J.Castle 12 & J.Sims 7. R.North managed just 3 dolls – have you tried standing with your back towards the doll & throwing the sticks between your legs Ron. ( I shouldn’t take the p**s really, but you know me ). Utd. ‘B’s 40 dolls was their highest total of season so far. Con. Club have scored 34 dolls in 4 of their 5 games.
Ab. Legion were the only team without a win so far but they put that right with a 4-2 win over Old Masters. The leg scores were 12-9, 15-19, 10-8. For The Legion B.Lacy, D.Sapey & J.Driver 8 each & P.Ealey 7. In reply for OM T.Downes 10, A.Woolloff included a 6 in his 9 dolls & M.Hall hit 7.
Ab. Utd. ‘A’ beat Penlon 6-0 with leg scores of 12-11, 17-10, 12-7. For Utd. ‘A’ J.Gapper included a 6 in his 11 dolls, L.Clapton 10, S.Pugh 9 & G.Brown 8. For B.Spicer please read R.Norths write up. For Penlon T.Lach 8 & V.Smith 7.
College Oak overcame Ab.Utd. ‘C’ 4-2 with leg scores of 14-14, 14-14, 18-9. For The Oak A.Pocock hit a cracking 13 dolls, P.Soden 10, S.Enock & D.Cross 9 each. Only F.Tracey could hit X-X-5. For Utd. ‘C’ A.Gregory 10, K.Souch 8 & P.Arnold 7. The Oak’s 46 dolls was their highest total of season so far.
Spread Eagle were a little unlucky not to beat The Fox but ended up with a creditable 3-3 draw. The leg scores were 12-17, 11-11, 13-12. For The Spread J.Bowler 11, B.Worrell & C.Crawford 7 each. In reply for The Fox M.Sheridan & M.Rusher 11 each & B.Parker 7. The Fox failed to win for the 1st time this season and their 40 dolls was their lowest of the season so far.
Regards
Tosh
p.s. Don’t forget to visit the Aunt Sally website at www.webmaster@abingdonauntsally.com. Paul Stone is doing an excellent job there, even if he does censor and edit my reports. So to see Tosh : Uncut, read it here.
p.p.s. After tonights results I’m thinking of reforming the sections.
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November 18, 2009
Match Report Week 4
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‘A’ Section
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TEAM
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P
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W
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D
|
L
|
D/FOR
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D/AGT
|
PTS
|
AVE
|
|
1
|
The Fox
|
4
|
4
|
0
|
0
|
191
|
154
|
21
|
15.91
|
|
2
|
Ab. Utd. ‘A’
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4
|
4
|
0
|
0
|
177
|
153
|
19
|
14.75
|
|
3
|
College Oak
|
4
|
2
|
1
|
1
|
160
|
164
|
13
|
13.33
|
|
4
|
Old Masters
|
4
|
2
|
0
|
2
|
165
|
172
|
12
|
13.75
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‘B’ Section
| |
TEAM
|
P
|
W
|
D
|
L
|
D/FOR
|
D/AGT
|
PTS
|
AVE
|
|
1
|
Spread Eagle
|
4
|
2
|
0
|
2
|
145
|
147
|
12
|
12.08
|
|
2
|
Ab. Utd. ‘B’
|
4
|
1
|
0
|
3
|
148
|
136
|
11
|
12.33
|
|
3
|
Ab. Con. Club
|
4
|
1
|
1
|
2
|
130
|
145
|
10
|
10.83
|
|
4
|
Ab. Utd. ‘C’
|
4
|
1
|
0
|
3
|
135
|
145
|
9
|
11,25
|
|
5
|
Ab. Legion
|
4
|
0
|
2
|
2
|
128
|
147
|
7
|
10.66
|
|
6
|
Penlon
|
4
|
1
|
0
|
3
|
134
|
150
|
6
|
11.16
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Game reports.
Spread Eagle beat Ab. Utd. ‘C’ 4-2 with leg scores of 15-9, 12-17, 12-10. For The Spread ‘Debut Boy’ D.Mott included a 6 in his 12 dolls, B.Worrell & N.Tame 8 each. In reply for Utd. ‘C’ S.Martin 10, A.Gregory 9, K.Souch & D.Harris 7 each.
The Fox beat a spirited Penlon 6-0 with leg scores of 16-13, 17-15, 13-11. For The Fox B.Parker 12, D.Butler included a 6 in his 11, G.Chambers 9 & M.Sheridan 8. For Penlon T.Lach hit a cracking 3-5-6 & V.Smith 9. Penlons 39 dolls was their highest total of the season so far.
College Oak beat Ab. Con. Club 4-2 with leg scores of 11-9, 16-10, 12-15. For The Oak S.Enock 12, D.Cross & A.Pocock 7 each. For Con. Club M.Rusher (guesting) hit 11 dolls & O.Gill 8.
Ab. Utd. ‘A’ beat Old Masters 6-0 with leg scores of 13-10, 20-13, 18-16. For Utd. ‘A’ L.Clapton hit a fine 13, G.Brown 12, J.Gapper & B.Carter 10 each. For OM G.Barguss, making his first appearance of the season also hit 13 dolls, M.Hall & T.Downes 9 each. B.Lewis (throwing like an overweight race horse jockey with piles) managed just 2 dolls. Utd. ‘A’s highest total of the season coincided with OM’s lowest.
After 3 straight defeats Ab. Utd. ‘B’ bounced back with a 5-1 win over Ab. Legion. The leg scores were 13-6, 13-13, 13-6. For Utd. ‘B’ B.Clapton hit 13 dolls (the last time that happened The Titanic was still afloat), P.Mulford 8 & D.Davies 7. For The Legion P.Ealey hit 8 dolls but the rest were c**p.
Regards
Tosh
p.s. Nice to see the rolls selling out each week. This makes us £10 each night. Keep it up you greedy b******s. Not happy with having to buy my own rolls though !!
p.p.s. Hope everyone is happy with the league formation. If you aren’t – tough.
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November 8, 2009
Match Reports Week 3
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|
|
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TEAM
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P
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W
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D
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L
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D/FOR
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D/AGT
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PTS
|
AVE
|
|
1
|
The Fox
|
3
|
3
|
0
|
0
|
145
|
115
|
15
|
16.11
|
|
2
|
Ab. Utd. 'A'
|
3
|
3
|
0
|
0
|
126
|
114
|
13
|
14.00
|
|
3
|
Old Masters
|
3
|
2
|
0
|
1
|
126
|
121
|
12
|
14.00
|
|
4
|
College Oak
|
3
|
1
|
1
|
1
|
121
|
130
|
9
|
13.44
|
|
5
|
Spread Eagle
|
3
|
1
|
0
|
2
|
106
|
111
|
8
|
11.77
|
|
6
|
Ab. Con. Club
|
3
|
1
|
1
|
1
|
96
|
106
|
8
|
10.66
|
|
7
|
Ab. Utd. 'c'
|
3
|
1
|
0
|
2
|
99
|
106
|
7
|
11.00
|
|
8
|
Ab. Utd. 'B'
|
3
|
0
|
0
|
3
|
109
|
111
|
6
|
12.11
|
|
9
|
Ab. Legion
|
3
|
0
|
2
|
1
|
103
|
108
|
6
|
11.44
|
|
10
|
Penlon
|
3
|
1
|
0
|
2
|
95
|
104
|
6
|
10.55
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Game reoorts.
The Fox beat Old Masters 5-1 to replace them at the top of the table. The leg scores were 15-13,21-12, 16-16 but this does not show the full picture. In the 1st leg J.Barguss needing 2 to draw managed to blob (sorry about that mate ), while in the 3rd leg B.Parker needing 5 to draw duly obliged, this after hitting a 6 in the 2nd leg. M.Sheridan top scored for The Fox with a brilliant 5-5-5, B.Parker 14, G.Chambers 10 & M.Rusher 8. For OM T.Downes 10, M.HaIl9, A.Woolloff & R.Lewis 8 each.
A cracking game saw College Oak beat Spread Eagle 4-2 with leg scores of 16-15, 17-15, 11-16. For The Oak D.Cross 11, P.Soden, A.Pocock & S.Enock 9 each. For The Spread N.Tame & J.Bowler 10 each, K.Empson & B.Newman 9 each & B.WorraIl8.
Ab.Utd. 'A' moved into 2nd place after beating Ab. Utd. 'B' 4-2, despite them being short ofL.Clapton & J.Gapper. The leg scores were 13-12,8 (yes eight) 14, 11-10. For Utd. 'A' Graham 'Golden Balls' Brown 9, S.Pugh 8 & B.Carter 7. B.Spicer managed just 2 dolls - you might have been better off standing with your back to the doll and throwing the sticks over your shoulder Bill. For Utd. 'B' Brian 'Cracker' Clapton top scored with 9, P.Mulford & D.Davies 8 each & I.Morrison 7.
Ab. Con. Club & Ab. Legion drew 3-3 with leg scores of6-11, 13-13,9-8. For Con. Club J.Castle & J.Sirns 7 each. For The Legion D.Sapey & J.Driver 8 each & P.Ealey 7.
Ab.Utd. 'c' beat Penlon 4-2 with leg scores of 12-14, 11-9, 10-8. For Utd. 'c' S.Martin 12 & A.Gregory 8. In reply for Penlon V.Smith 9 & E.Jeffries 8.
Regards
Tosh
p.s. The sections will be formed after tonights matches. When doing this I will be taking into consideration not only who the top 5 scoring teams are but also who won the 'B' section last year. If you have any thoughts about the sections next week could you please put them down on a piece of paper and shove them where a monkey shoves his nuts.
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